Jay Nordlinger treats us to a song from "South Park" (not "South Pacific") Saddam sings this to Satan:
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises,
I swear it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it.
Any minute now
I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard:
I like to kill, I like to maim.
Yes, I'm insane, but that's okay,
'Cause I can change.