Mean Mr. Mustard suggests that it is time to take off the gloves in this war and direct some SPAM at Saddam;
"WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WHO ARE INTERESTED IN REMOVAL OF FUNDS FROM HIGHEST CONGRESS BUDGET MONIES TO INTERNATIONAL AREA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS: DURING THE LAST REGIME OF UNITED STATES HERE IN AMERICA, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS MAKED MANY CONTRACTS BEING OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS COMMITTEES. THE PRESENT CITIZEN GOVERNMENT SET UP A PANEL OF REVIEW AND WE ARE HAVING IDENTIFIED MANY INFLATED BUDGET MONIES WHICH ARE CURRENTLY NOW FLOATING IN UNITED STATESIAN CENTRAL BANK OF AMERICA FOR PAYMENT. "
Funny stuff!