Shovels?

I admit it. I am fixated on Baghdad Bob. I will stop but it is too much fun, and it keeps me from gloating.
The new We Love the Iraqi Information Minister website is up. T-shirts and a great collection of quotes:
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"The British forces which were dropped there have been eliminated mostly on the (battle)field, except for those who fled ... It is a complete defeat ... Amazingly the Americans have pushed the British to do that. They pushed them ahead as if it is an experiment. The result was very tragic for the British."