| SCIENTIST | "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing, in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning." |
| GOD | "Oh, is that so? Tell Me...". |
| SCIENTIST | "Well, we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man." |
| GOD | "Well, that's very interesting... show Me." |
| SCIENTIST | [The scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.] |
| GOD | "No, no, no..Get your OWN dirt. |
Ohhh, I get it. The proof that God exists is that "someone" had to create dirt. This is because nothing just exists, it first has to be created from nothingness, right? Well the obvious next question is then, who created God?
Posted by: JohnGalt at April 20, 2003 05:35 PMI posted this just to see if you were alive, JohnGalt!
It was mailed to me, and I thought that it was a good, metaphysical, Easter joke. I believe, very strongly , in laughs...
Posted by: jk at April 21, 2003 09:36 AMFair enough. I like jokes too, there are just some things that I can't let go by without comment. I'm trying to add more humor to my postings as well, lest anyone think that knowledge is humorless.
Just to break the ice, here's one of my favorites: What does the big "N" on University of Nebraska football helmets stand for? - "Nowledge." :)
Posted by: JohnGalt at April 21, 2003 10:25 AMGod is eternal.Therefore He wasn`t created.Just because you may or may not have read the Bible or some other religious book doesn`t make you an expert.I can read a physics book and not understand diddley/squat of it.But if I vigorously study physics and all material relating to it I could eventually become an expert(?) in it.I`m not trying to be rude but psuedo-intellects and acadamians who,with little or no knowlege,routinely brush off the idea of God strikes me as ignorant,arrogant and above all,foolish.
Posted by: joatmoaf at April 25, 2003 04:01 PM