Amost Heaven, West Virginia

Some sights you'll want to be sure not to miss on your next visit to the state:
The Robert C. Byrd Highway; the Robert C. Byrd Locks and Dam; the Robert C. Byrd Institute; the Robert C. Byrd Life Long Learning Center; the Robert C. Byrd Honors Scholarship Program; the Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope; the Robert C. Byrd Institute for Advanced Flexible Manufacturing; the Robert C. Byrd Federal Courthouse; the Robert C. Byrd Health Sciences Center; the Robert C. Byrd Academic and Technology Center; the Robert C. Byrd United Technical Center; the Robert C. Byrd Federal Building; the Robert C. Byrd Drive; the Robert C. Byrd Hilltop Office Complex; the Robert C. Byrd Library; the Robert C. Byrd Learning Resource Center; and the Robert C. Byrd Rural Health Center.
A letter writer in washingtonpost.com lists these to contrast with Senator Byrd's remark that President Bush's carrier landing and subsequent speech was "flamboyant showmanship."

Thanks to WSJ opinionjournal!

UPDATE: Actually, the list comes from a (very good) Ann Coulter column.