...of Senator Clinton's "Living History" has gotta be Matt Labash's "Resume Imitates Life."
"Hillary's first scratch'n'sniff book."
"To label 'Living History' as being merely boring would be to owe a groveling apology to Bill Bradley."
"But a responsible reviewer wouldn't merely recount the fictionalized non-fiction, self-aggrandizement, and partisan myopia that plagues this book, though there's much to recount. He would tell the reader that the most important thing they need to know about "Living History" is not to buy it."
"By the third time I read Hillary assert that she doesn't take herself too seriously, I knew that I was seriously in for it. By the tenth time I tripped over a paragraph that read like it had been wrenched from a bad alumni magazine ('What I valued most about Wellesley were the lifelong friends I made and the opportunity that a women's college offers us to stretch our wings and minds in the ongoing journey toward self-definition and identity'), I was praying to be struck with blindness. By the fiftieth description of a meaningless foreign trip that she took, such as the one to Dhaka, Bangladesh, a place she 'long wanted to visit' because of attractions like the International Center for Diarrheal Disease Research--I was begging for death."