To column or not to column,
that is the question.
jk's not here to stop me from writing again.
Could me fun.
I'm supposed to be a liberal. I'm a woman. I'm a minority.
The thing looks like this on paper.
Woman+ Minority +Victim (if jk has sex in the oval office and I write a book about it and get millions in advance) = Liberal.
Victim. Let's see. I have too much fun not being a victim and since I didn't have older brothers I pretty much had to learn to fend for myself.
Women are powerless beings. I've been used and abused by my very powerful, therefore over sexed, husband. I make fun of Tammy (Stand by your man, give him to arms to cling to...) and stand by my man because it's just sex. I run for Senator. I win. I write a book from a victim’s perspective, make lots of money and other like-minded people tell me how smart and strong I am. I kept my last name but go by my husband's (the Womanizer) last name. I'm going for Pres. why not, women love victims. Who wouldn't vote for a woman who's been used and abused? Hell we're women, who hasn't been used and abused. We need the system to protect us. Free health care, abortions on demand and free daycare. Can I just have a cup of coffee and call it even? How about a fair tax system?
... to column or not to column, that's the question...
Whether tis more noble not to expose my messy mind
or post my ranting.
I'm going for the Ranting.
It's a hell of a lot more fun to be a crazy woman.
Later dudes!!
Did I mention that I'm the world's best Hillary fan? I love her. I hope she write a book about it taking a village to raise a Latino (Black, Asian). She could have a whole series. I'm at the book signing already.