Kerry for Supreme Ruler!

I haven't linked to Jay Nordlinger's Impromptus in days. Here's a great line:

John Kerry's no prize either (in case you forgot). Campaigning last week, he said, "I tell you, if I was president, somebody from Enron would be in jail right now." Um, does he know that he's not running for dictator? Does he know that we're in a republic, not a police state, where the Number One can just decide who gets snatched and imprisoned tonight?

In the preceding paragraph, General Clark had just assured us "If I'd been president, I would have had Osama bin Laden by this time."

Were Dennis Kucinich President at the time, I presume we would have had Elvis!

Posted by jk at December 29, 2003 08:33 AM