I wanna be the loose cannon! It's my God given right to be the loose cannon. I'd be good at it. Come on jk, Run for Pres for the Dems. Please...
I could talk about how I love Iowa because real people live there. I'm really the Pickle Queen and all my friends are dills and sweets. I could give a really good stoned out stare. People can wonder if I'm stoned to keep from saying crazy things or if I'm stoned so people have no idea what I'm saying.
I could have really cool friends like meathead and a guy who plays a pres on TV and we can talk about how we likes real people in Iowa.
Real people in Iowa, that can be my cause. I'll take care of the real people in Iowa. Sorry you're from Kansas, you're not real. But we can pretend you're from Iowa and we can talk about real people stuff.
Come on, what ya say? Do it for me!! Run for Pres on the D ticket. I'll make sure you win. I'll be crazy. I'll tell people I haven't seen you in months expect when we're sitting around the table talking about how hard it is for real people.
Could we go over the chart of real people again? How come the Easter Bunny isn't real? He's kind of cute.
Do it for me!!!
Love, The Pickle Queen
Sorry, Sweetheart. Now that Governor Dean has locked up the "Meathead" endorsement, I feel it is too late to enter the race.
But you'd make a good loose cannon -- although that billionaire heiress thing could kind of come in handy for Senator Kerry...
Posted by: jk at January 20, 2004 04:13 PMI understand. You might be a loose cannon as well and accidently forget that you're a liberal. Could be embarrassing if you accidently say something conservative.
Can I still be the pickle Queen even if you don't run? I'll just tell my make-believe friends that you're running. People aren't real unless they're from Iowa or actors anyway. Meathead for V.P. has a nice ring to it.
Love, The Pickle Queen
Posted by: rizariv at January 20, 2004 05:24 PM