A little fun on Friday from an old friend of mine (who would faint if he read this blog):
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating, "her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of those are Daddy Longlegs.
"The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and
said "Well, it might be okay in California and New York, but we're not
having any of that crap in Nebraska!"
HA! Even the sweet and innocent recognize that Heather shouldn't have two daddys.
Here's another good one I heard from a Mad TV GWB impersonator: "I've got no problem with gay marriage, so long as it's the marriage of a gay man to a gay woman."
Posted by: johngalt at February 27, 2004 03:10 PM