President Black Bush takes on U.N.

This excerpt from Comedy Central's "Chappelle's Show" is even better in the video version. Maybe it'll be on their website soon. In the meantime, here's the transcript:

President Black Bush (In the Rose Garden) "U.N., you got a problem with that, know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. OH! WAIT A MINUTE! YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARMY! I guess that means you need to shut the (bleep) up! That's what I'd do if I didn't have no army, I would shut the (bleep) up. (With his mouth inches from the microphones, speaking one word into each of them) Shut - the - (bleep) - UP! That's right!"