Mark Steyn's got several potential sets of John Kerry parody lyrics on his website. A bunch of them are funny, but picking one to blog, I liked this one (to the tune of "The Rubber Band Man"):
The Other Hand ManHand me down my chardonnay,
Hand me down my brie,
Hurry now and don't be late
He'll be on the slopes by three
You and me were goin' out
To catch the latest sound
Guranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come downHey, y'all prepare yourself
For the Other Hand man
You never heard a sound
Like the Other Hand man
You're bound to lose control
When he starts to say, "on the Other Hand,"
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he says
Comes out both left and right
Once I went to hear him speak
On a Sunday talk showdown
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By how this cat flip-flops around
When I saw this long-faced guy
Stretch a sound bite 'till it broke
Hey, I laughed so hard
As he got bogged down
Steerin' clear of yes or no[...]