President Clinton did so well last night I was scared. But Senator Kennedy has put my mind at ease. HE WAS TERRIBLE! That was the worst speech ever. He seemed particularly deracinated. Was he drunk? I don't know, his speech was not slurred but his prosody was off, he made several reading or pronunciation errors. Man! I was dreamin' of W's oratory skills.
And none of the Tuesday speakers got the no-Bush-bashing memo. Senator Kennedy was brutal, called the President by name, and invited him to "a tea party -- I know just the place."
Don't let Ted drive, Mr. President, there's lots of water around.
Then Barak Obama's minister said "let's get this cowboy out of the White House!" Guess he didn't get the memo either.