September 28, 2004

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO

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Have you noticed John Kerry's new 'George Hamilton' look? His handlers claim its from exposure to the sun. I wonder if he's developing rosacea.

Conspiracy theorists suggest he's artificially tanned himself (or that his handlers are doing it to him) to be more appealing to voters during the debates with Dubya. Why is it that some white men want to look darker while some black men want to look whiter?

Posted by JohnGalt at September 28, 2004 02:57 PM
Comments

Ooooooooooooh! He's so rugged! I am gonna vote for him, now!

Posted by: jk at September 29, 2004 05:41 AM

Ooompa-loompa-gate:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/698zkzup.asp

Posted by: jk at September 30, 2004 08:54 AM
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