October 01, 2004

Another side....

Jim Geraghty at the Kerry Spot offers Jay Nordlinger, for those who want to wallow in the President's missed opportunities last night, and Lileks for those who are ready for a little optimism.

I think it's one of Lileks's best bleats. It is about impossible to excerpt, the whole thing is great. But just to give you a teaser:

Second, do you think a summit in which the various satrapies of the Middle East and elsewhere convene for a marathon bitchfest about Gaza is going to make America beloved in Sadr City? They want us to extend a hand, yes, so they can lop it off. Ah, but what of the moderates. Those who have been turned against us because we threw out the Taliban and deposed Saddam – the relentlessly secular Saddam, as we’re often reminded. If it hasn’t occurred to these folks before, let me spell it out plainly: if you think there’s a war against Muslims now, you lack a certain sense of perspective. If tiptoeing around sacred sites and taking special care to pick off the snipers hiding in mosques so as not to disturb the plaster is a war against Islam, you will be looking for new terms when Putin drops a big bag of hammers somewhere someday.

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You poke the hornet’s nest one more time and the skies of Tehran and Riyahd will darken with 747s, which will disgorge a fleet of Jeeps. We will ride around with bullhorns and announce that all women are free to leave, with their children, so they can live in a society where they get to show some shin without having some gynophobic wanker whip them with sticks. Your choice! Madrassas and no women, or a live-and-let-live world with women, and cable TV and the odd cold beer now and then, if you like. Beer will not be mandatory. We’re not the sort of people who impose beer on the unwilling. But you know, on 9/111 we recognized the downside of coexisting with societies that want to hang people for having a Pabst after a hot day. Your choice.


I'm feeling better. The President offered us victory and the challenger offered us a Summit.

AS far as looking pissed-off, keep in mind that you don't want to perturb a country with a cranky leader. It's another piece in the puzzle.

Posted by jk at October 1, 2004 09:31 AM
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